Love Esquire is a romantic-comedy visual novel/dating simulator, with a nostalgic touch of old-school RPG combat. In this game, you're not a famous knight, but a good-for-nothing squire who's on a quest to find man's greatest pleasure. Getting the girl won't be easy though, since most of them are waaay out of your league! To make things worse: you have a few months left before this huge war happens, and the only thing you know is how to milk cows. Good luck cramming years worth of training into four months! If it's any consolation, you get a medal if you die. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ No one believes that a lowly squire can save the world while banging – err, bagging – the girl of his dreams... but with a shitton of dumb luck, well... you might just prove them wrong! Welcome to the world of Love Esquire, and may the fertility god have mercy on your virginity. [From Kickstarter]
Name | Characters | Importance | Weight |
---|---|---|---|
Farmer Role | 2 | 3.03 | 3.33 |
Merchant Role | 2 | 2.79 | 3.07 |
Squire Role | 1 | 4.03 | 2.80 |
Laconic Speech Personality | 1 | 3.82 | 2.65 |
Foreigner Role | 2 | 2.27 | 2.50 |
Ambassador Role | 1 | 3.47 | 2.41 |
Deep V-Neck Swimsuit Clothes | 1 | 3.46 | 2.40 |
Himedere Personality | 1 | 3.44 | 2.39 |
Lazy Personality | 2 | 2.15 | 2.36 |
Bikini Clothes | 4 | 1.46 | 2.35 |
Corset Clothes | 2 | 2.07 | 2.28 |
Princess Role | 2 | 1.99 | 2.19 |
Medium Breasts Body | 3 | 1.55 | 2.15 |
Bonnet Clothes | 1 | 2.98 | 2.07 |
Blunt Personality | 2 | 1.85 | 2.03 |
Hidden Eyes | 2 | 1.81 | 1.99 |
Friendly Personality | 4 | 1.23 | 1.98 |
Nameable Role | 2 | 1.80 | 1.98 |
Infamous Role | 1 | 2.85 | 1.97 |
Fishing Engages in | 1 | 2.79 | 1.94 |
Stubborn Personality | 2 | 1.70 | 1.87 |
Muscular Body | 2 | 1.65 | 1.81 |
Pervert Personality | 2 | 1.65 | 1.81 |
Forehead Necklace Clothes | 1 | 2.60 | 1.80 |
Non-blood-related Father Role | 1 | 2.59 | 1.80 |
Curtained Hair | 3 | 1.30 | 1.80 |
Bartender Role | 1 | 2.59 | 1.80 |
Mentor Role | 1 | 2.58 | 1.79 |
Archery Engages in | 1 | 2.57 | 1.78 |
Belt Clothes | 3 | 1.28 | 1.78 |
Sleeveless Dress Clothes | 1 | 2.47 | 1.72 |
Fur Trim Clothes | 1 | 2.46 | 1.71 |
Refined Personality | 2 | 1.55 | 1.71 |
Hard Worker Personality | 2 | 1.54 | 1.70 |
Step Sister Role | 1 | 2.44 | 1.69 |
Capelet Clothes | 1 | 2.42 | 1.68 |
Stylish Personality | 1 | 2.42 | 1.67 |
Shawl Clothes | 1 | 2.39 | 1.66 |
Weakness Subject of | 1 | 2.39 | 1.66 |
Arm Cuffs Clothes | 1 | 2.37 | 1.65 |
Braided Crown Hair | 1 | 2.37 | 1.64 |
Cross Design Clothes | 1 | 2.36 | 1.64 |
Kuudere Personality | 1 | 2.34 | 1.62 |
Family Oriented Personality | 1 | 2.33 | 1.62 |
Smart Personality | 2 | 1.47 | 1.61 |
Bridal Gauntlet Clothes | 1 | 2.32 | 1.61 |
Sleeveless Mini-dress Clothes | 1 | 2.31 | 1.60 |
Loner Personality | 1 | 2.26 | 1.57 |
Twin Tails Hair | 3 | 1.12 | 1.55 |
Hair Tie Clothes | 2 | 1.41 | 1.55 |
Bookworm Personality | 1 | 2.18 | 1.51 |
Talkative Personality | 1 | 2.17 | 1.50 |
Crown Clothes | 1 | 2.16 | 1.49 |
Nurse Role | 1 | 2.15 | 1.49 |
Swordsmanship Engages in | 1 | 2.15 | 1.49 |
Claret Hair | 1 | 2.15 | 1.49 |
Singing Engages in | 1 | 2.13 | 1.47 |
Knight Role | 1 | 2.11 | 1.46 |
Shopkeeper Role | 1 | 2.09 | 1.45 |
Nurse's Cap Clothes | 1 | 2.08 | 1.44 |
Altruistic Personality | 1 | 2.08 | 1.44 |
Bracer Clothes | 1 | 2.08 | 1.44 |
Tall Body | 1 | 2.07 | 1.44 |
Thick Eyebrows Hair | 1 | 2.06 | 1.43 |
Reading Engages in | 1 | 2.05 | 1.42 |
Otaku Personality | 1 | 2.05 | 1.42 |
Cyan Hair | 1 | 2.02 | 1.40 |
Young-adult Body | 5 | 0.77 | 1.38 |
Ringlet Hair | 1 | 1.99 | 1.38 |
Parted in Middle Hair | 2 | 1.25 | 1.38 |
Sharp-tongued Personality | 1 | 1.99 | 1.38 |
Decorative Belt Clothes | 1 | 1.97 | 1.37 |
Strange Personality | 1 | 1.94 | 1.35 |
Taciturn Personality | 1 | 1.94 | 1.34 |
Curious Personality | 1 | 1.94 | 1.34 |
Over The Knee Socks Clothes | 1 | 1.93 | 1.34 |
Antenna Hair | 1 | 1.92 | 1.33 |
Tanned Body | 1 | 1.92 | 1.33 |
Airhead Personality | 1 | 1.91 | 1.33 |
Beard Hair | 1 | 1.90 | 1.32 |
Plate Armor Clothes | 1 | 1.90 | 1.32 |
Red Eyes | 2 | 1.19 | 1.31 |
Pendant Earrings Clothes | 1 | 1.87 | 1.30 |
Timid Personality | 1 | 1.87 | 1.30 |
Fingerless Gloves Clothes | 1 | 1.86 | 1.29 |
Short-tempered Personality | 1 | 1.86 | 1.29 |
Flirting Engages in | 1 | 1.81 | 1.25 |
Cheerful Personality | 1 | 1.78 | 1.23 |
Hair Flower Clothes | 1 | 1.76 | 1.22 |
Proactive Personality | 1 | 1.75 | 1.21 |
Ponytail Hair | 2 | 1.10 | 1.20 |
Confident Personality | 1 | 1.72 | 1.19 |
Protective Personality | 1 | 1.70 | 1.18 |
Small Breasts Body | 1 | 1.70 | 1.18 |
Mysterious Personality | 1 | 1.69 | 1.17 |
Father Role | 1 | 1.68 | 1.16 |
No Bangs Hair | 1 | 1.68 | 1.16 |
Carefree Personality | 1 | 1.67 | 1.16 |
Nail Polish Body | 1 | 1.66 | 1.15 |
Shy Personality | 1 | 1.62 | 1.12 |
Grey Eyes | 1 | 1.61 | 1.11 |
Spiky Bangs Hair | 2 | 1.01 | 1.11 |
Waist Length+ Hair | 3 | 0.80 | 1.11 |
Blue Eyes | 3 | 0.80 | 1.11 |
Magician Role | 1 | 1.58 | 1.09 |
Cunnilingus Engages in (Sexual) | 1 | 1.56 | 1.08 |
Sidehair Hair | 2 | 0.98 | 1.07 |
Blowjob Subject of (Sexual) | 1 | 1.53 | 1.06 |
Pendant Necklace Clothes | 1 | 1.53 | 1.06 |
Choker Clothes | 1 | 1.51 | 1.05 |
Long Hair | 3 | 0.75 | 1.04 |
Necklace Clothes | 1 | 1.50 | 1.04 |
Blouse Clothes | 1 | 1.48 | 1.03 |
Daughter Role | 1 | 1.47 | 1.02 |
Gloves Clothes | 1 | 1.41 | 0.98 |
Cooking Engages in | 1 | 1.41 | 0.98 |
Blunt Bangs Hair | 1 | 1.40 | 0.97 |
Grey Hair | 1 | 1.39 | 0.96 |
Tsurime Eyes | 1 | 1.38 | 0.95 |
Adult Body | 1 | 1.36 | 0.94 |
Pink Hair | 1 | 1.32 | 0.92 |
Red Hair | 1 | 1.32 | 0.92 |
T-shirt Clothes | 1 | 1.32 | 0.91 |
Ahoge Hair | 1 | 1.31 | 0.91 |
Dress Clothes | 1 | 1.24 | 0.86 |
Violet Hair | 1 | 1.19 | 0.82 |
Big Breasts Body | 1 | 1.19 | 0.82 |
Missionary Subject of (Sexual) | 1 | 1.11 | 0.77 |
Glasses Clothes | 1 | 1.08 | 0.75 |
Brown Hair | 2 | 0.68 | 0.75 |
Parted to Side Hair | 1 | 1.07 | 0.74 |
Sitting Sex Subject of (Sexual) | 1 | 1.05 | 0.73 |
Pale Body | 6 | 0.37 | 0.72 |
Kind Personality | 1 | 1.04 | 0.72 |
Thigh-high Stockings Clothes | 1 | 1.03 | 0.72 |
Green Eyes | 1 | 1.01 | 0.70 |
Straight Hair | 1 | 0.96 | 0.66 |
Cowgirl Subject of (Sexual) | 1 | 0.95 | 0.66 |
Doggy Style Subject of (Sexual) | 1 | 0.92 | 0.64 |
Brown Eyes | 1 | 0.90 | 0.62 |
Blond Hair | 1 | 0.88 | 0.61 |
Black Hair | 1 | 0.81 | 0.56 |
Teen Body | 1 | 0.61 | 0.43 |
Short Hair | 1 | 0.61 | 0.42 |