Average Rating:7.29
Bayesian Rating:7.28
Total Votes:249
Steam Users:0.15%
Steam Rating:85.4%
Updated 10 days ago
Love Esquire is a romantic-comedy visual novel/dating simulator, with a nostalgic touch of old-school RPG combat. In this game, you're not a famous knight, but a good-for-nothing squire who's on a quest to find man's greatest pleasure. Getting the girl won't be easy though, since most of them are waaay out of your league! To make things worse: you have a few months left before this huge war happens, and the only thing you know is how to milk cows. Good luck cramming years worth of training into four months! If it's any consolation, you get a medal if you die. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ No one believes that a lowly squire can save the world while banging – err, bagging – the girl of his dreams... but with a shitton of dumb luck, well... you might just prove them wrong! Welcome to the world of Love Esquire, and may the fertility god have mercy on your virginity. [From Kickstarter]
| Name | Characters | Importance | Weight |
|---|---|---|---|
| Farmer Role | 2 | 3.01 | 3.30 |
| Merchant Role | 2 | 2.78 | 3.05 |
| Squire Role | 1 | 4.05 | 2.81 |
| Laconic Speech Personality | 1 | 3.77 | 2.61 |
| Foreigner Role | 2 | 2.28 | 2.50 |
| Deep V-Neck Swimsuit Clothes | 1 | 3.48 | 2.41 |
| Ambassador Role | 1 | 3.48 | 2.41 |
| Lazy Personality | 2 | 2.15 | 2.36 |
| Bikini Clothes | 4 | 1.46 | 2.36 |
| Himedere Personality | 1 | 3.38 | 2.34 |
| Corset Clothes | 2 | 2.06 | 2.26 |
| Princess Role | 2 | 1.99 | 2.19 |
| Medium Breasts Body | 3 | 1.52 | 2.11 |
| Bonnet Clothes | 1 | 2.98 | 2.07 |
| Blunt Personality | 2 | 1.84 | 2.02 |
| Hidden Eyes | 2 | 1.81 | 1.99 |
| Infamous Role | 1 | 2.84 | 1.97 |
| Friendly Personality | 4 | 1.22 | 1.96 |
| Nameable Role | 2 | 1.78 | 1.96 |
| Fishing Engages in | 1 | 2.79 | 1.93 |
| Stubborn Personality | 2 | 1.68 | 1.84 |
| Forehead Necklace Clothes | 1 | 2.61 | 1.81 |
| Muscular Body | 2 | 1.64 | 1.81 |
| Curtained Hair | 3 | 1.30 | 1.80 |
| Pervert Personality | 2 | 1.63 | 1.79 |
| Non-blood-related Father Role | 1 | 2.57 | 1.78 |
| Archery Engages in | 1 | 2.57 | 1.78 |
| Mentor Role | 1 | 2.56 | 1.78 |
| Bartender Role | 1 | 2.56 | 1.78 |
| Belt Clothes | 3 | 1.27 | 1.76 |
| Fur Trim Clothes | 1 | 2.46 | 1.70 |
| Refined Personality | 2 | 1.54 | 1.69 |
| Hard Worker Personality | 2 | 1.54 | 1.69 |
| Step Sister Role | 1 | 2.43 | 1.68 |
| Sleeveless Dress Clothes | 1 | 2.42 | 1.67 |
| Shawl Clothes | 1 | 2.41 | 1.67 |
| Capelet Clothes | 1 | 2.40 | 1.66 |
| Stylish Personality | 1 | 2.40 | 1.66 |
| Weakness Subject of | 1 | 2.39 | 1.66 |
| Arm Cuffs Clothes | 1 | 2.37 | 1.64 |
| Cross Design Clothes | 1 | 2.36 | 1.64 |
| Braided Crown Hair | 1 | 2.36 | 1.64 |
| Kuudere Personality | 1 | 2.34 | 1.62 |
| Smart Personality | 2 | 1.46 | 1.60 |
| Bridal Gauntlet Clothes | 1 | 2.31 | 1.60 |
| Family Oriented Personality | 1 | 2.31 | 1.60 |
| Loner Personality | 1 | 2.26 | 1.57 |
| Twin Tails Hair | 3 | 1.13 | 1.56 |
| Hair Tie Clothes | 2 | 1.41 | 1.54 |
| Sleeveless Mini-dress Clothes | 1 | 2.23 | 1.54 |
| Talkative Personality | 1 | 2.16 | 1.50 |
| Bookworm Personality | 1 | 2.16 | 1.50 |
| Nurse Role | 1 | 2.16 | 1.50 |
| Crown Clothes | 1 | 2.16 | 1.50 |
| Claret Hair | 1 | 2.15 | 1.49 |
| Swordsmanship Engages in | 1 | 2.14 | 1.49 |
| Singing Engages in | 1 | 2.13 | 1.48 |
| Knight Role | 1 | 2.12 | 1.47 |
| Nurse's Cap Clothes | 1 | 2.09 | 1.45 |
| Medical Doctor Role | 1 | 2.09 | 1.45 |
| Shopkeeper Role | 1 | 2.09 | 1.45 |
| Altruistic Personality | 1 | 2.08 | 1.44 |
| Thick Eyebrows Hair | 1 | 2.06 | 1.43 |
| Bracer Clothes | 1 | 2.06 | 1.43 |
| Tall Body | 1 | 2.05 | 1.42 |
| Otaku Personality | 1 | 2.05 | 1.42 |
| Reading Engages in | 1 | 2.04 | 1.41 |
| Cyan Hair | 1 | 2.03 | 1.41 |
| Ringlet Hair | 1 | 2.00 | 1.39 |
| Parted in Middle Hair | 2 | 1.25 | 1.38 |
| Decorative Belt Clothes | 1 | 1.98 | 1.37 |
| Young-adult Body | 5 | 0.76 | 1.37 |
| Sharp-tongued Personality | 1 | 1.97 | 1.37 |
| Strange Personality | 1 | 1.94 | 1.35 |
| Taciturn Personality | 1 | 1.94 | 1.35 |
| Over The Knee Socks Clothes | 1 | 1.94 | 1.35 |
| Antenna Hair | 1 | 1.93 | 1.33 |
| Curious Personality | 1 | 1.92 | 1.33 |
| Airhead Personality | 1 | 1.92 | 1.33 |
| Plate Armor Clothes | 1 | 1.91 | 1.32 |
| Tanned Body | 1 | 1.90 | 1.32 |
| Beard Hair | 1 | 1.90 | 1.31 |
| Red Eyes | 2 | 1.20 | 1.31 |
| Timid Personality | 1 | 1.86 | 1.29 |
| Fingerless Gloves Clothes | 1 | 1.86 | 1.29 |
| Short-tempered Personality | 1 | 1.85 | 1.28 |
| Pendant Earrings Clothes | 1 | 1.85 | 1.28 |
| Flirting Engages in | 1 | 1.80 | 1.25 |
| Hair Flower Clothes | 1 | 1.77 | 1.22 |
| Cheerful Personality | 1 | 1.74 | 1.21 |
| Ponytail Hair | 2 | 1.10 | 1.21 |
| Proactive Personality | 1 | 1.72 | 1.19 |
| Confident Personality | 1 | 1.70 | 1.18 |
| Mysterious Personality | 1 | 1.69 | 1.17 |
| Protective Personality | 1 | 1.68 | 1.16 |
| Carefree Personality | 1 | 1.68 | 1.16 |
| Father Role | 1 | 1.67 | 1.16 |
| Small Breasts Body | 1 | 1.67 | 1.16 |
| No Bangs Hair | 1 | 1.66 | 1.15 |
| Nail Polish Body | 1 | 1.63 | 1.13 |
| Waist Length+ Hair | 3 | 0.81 | 1.12 |
| Shy Personality | 1 | 1.62 | 1.12 |
| Blue Eyes | 3 | 0.80 | 1.11 |
| Grey Eyes | 1 | 1.60 | 1.11 |
| Spiky Bangs Hair | 2 | 1.00 | 1.10 |
| Magician Role | 1 | 1.57 | 1.09 |
| Cunnilingus Engages in (Sexual) | 1 | 1.55 | 1.08 |
| Sidehair Hair | 2 | 0.98 | 1.07 |
| Blowjob Subject of (Sexual) | 1 | 1.52 | 1.06 |
| Pendant Necklace Clothes | 1 | 1.52 | 1.06 |
| Choker Clothes | 1 | 1.50 | 1.04 |
| Long Hair | 3 | 0.75 | 1.04 |
| Necklace Clothes | 1 | 1.50 | 1.04 |
| Blouse Clothes | 1 | 1.47 | 1.02 |
| Daughter Role | 1 | 1.46 | 1.01 |
| Cooking Engages in | 1 | 1.42 | 0.98 |
| Gloves Clothes | 1 | 1.41 | 0.98 |
| Blunt Bangs Hair | 1 | 1.40 | 0.97 |
| Grey Hair | 1 | 1.38 | 0.96 |
| Tsurime Eyes | 1 | 1.38 | 0.96 |
| Adult Body | 1 | 1.35 | 0.93 |
| Pink Hair | 1 | 1.33 | 0.92 |
| Red Hair | 1 | 1.32 | 0.92 |
| Ahoge Hair | 1 | 1.32 | 0.91 |
| T-shirt Clothes | 1 | 1.31 | 0.91 |
| Dress Clothes | 1 | 1.25 | 0.87 |
| Violet Hair | 1 | 1.19 | 0.83 |
| Big Breasts Body | 1 | 1.14 | 0.79 |
| Missionary Subject of (Sexual) | 1 | 1.12 | 0.77 |
| Brown Hair | 2 | 0.68 | 0.75 |
| Glasses Clothes | 1 | 1.08 | 0.75 |
| Sitting Sex Subject of (Sexual) | 1 | 1.06 | 0.74 |
| Parted to Side Hair | 1 | 1.05 | 0.73 |
| Thigh-high Stockings Clothes | 1 | 1.04 | 0.72 |
| Pale Body | 6 | 0.37 | 0.72 |
| Kind Personality | 1 | 1.03 | 0.71 |
| Green Eyes | 1 | 1.02 | 0.70 |
| Cowgirl Subject of (Sexual) | 1 | 0.95 | 0.66 |
| Straight Hair | 1 | 0.95 | 0.66 |
| Doggy Style Subject of (Sexual) | 1 | 0.92 | 0.64 |
| Brown Eyes | 1 | 0.90 | 0.63 |
| Blond Hair | 1 | 0.89 | 0.61 |
| Black Hair | 1 | 0.81 | 0.56 |
| Teen Body | 1 | 0.62 | 0.43 |
| Short Hair | 1 | 0.61 | 0.42 |