Average Rating:7.28
Bayesian Rating:7.26
Total Votes:252
Steam Users:0.15%
Steam Rating:85.2%
Updated 7 days ago
Love Esquire is a romantic-comedy visual novel/dating simulator, with a nostalgic touch of old-school RPG combat. In this game, you're not a famous knight, but a good-for-nothing squire who's on a quest to find man's greatest pleasure. Getting the girl won't be easy though, since most of them are waaay out of your league! To make things worse: you have a few months left before this huge war happens, and the only thing you know is how to milk cows. Good luck cramming years worth of training into four months! If it's any consolation, you get a medal if you die. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ No one believes that a lowly squire can save the world while banging – err, bagging – the girl of his dreams... but with a shitton of dumb luck, well... you might just prove them wrong! Welcome to the world of Love Esquire, and may the fertility god have mercy on your virginity. [From Kickstarter]
| Name | Characters | Importance | Weight |
|---|---|---|---|
| Farmer Role | 2 | 3.01 | 3.31 |
| Merchant Role | 2 | 2.77 | 3.04 |
| Squire Role | 1 | 4.02 | 2.79 |
| Laconic Speech Personality | 1 | 3.76 | 2.60 |
| Foreigner Role | 2 | 2.28 | 2.50 |
| Deep V-Neck Swimsuit Clothes | 1 | 3.49 | 2.42 |
| Ambassador Role | 1 | 3.49 | 2.42 |
| Lazy Personality | 2 | 2.15 | 2.37 |
| Himedere Personality | 1 | 3.38 | 2.35 |
| Bikini Clothes | 4 | 1.46 | 2.34 |
| Corset Clothes | 2 | 2.06 | 2.26 |
| Princess Role | 2 | 2.00 | 2.19 |
| Medium Breasts Body | 3 | 1.51 | 2.10 |
| Bonnet Clothes | 1 | 2.99 | 2.07 |
| Blunt Personality | 2 | 1.83 | 2.01 |
| Hidden Eyes | 2 | 1.80 | 1.98 |
| Nameable Role | 2 | 1.78 | 1.96 |
| Friendly Personality | 4 | 1.22 | 1.96 |
| Infamous Role | 1 | 2.82 | 1.96 |
| Fishing Engages in | 1 | 2.78 | 1.93 |
| Stubborn Personality | 2 | 1.67 | 1.84 |
| Forehead Necklace Clothes | 1 | 2.61 | 1.81 |
| Muscular Body | 2 | 1.64 | 1.81 |
| Curtained Hair | 3 | 1.30 | 1.80 |
| Pervert Personality | 2 | 1.63 | 1.79 |
| Archery Engages in | 1 | 2.58 | 1.79 |
| Non-blood-related Father Role | 1 | 2.57 | 1.78 |
| Mentor Role | 1 | 2.56 | 1.77 |
| Bartender Role | 1 | 2.55 | 1.77 |
| Belt Clothes | 3 | 1.27 | 1.76 |
| Fur Trim Clothes | 1 | 2.45 | 1.70 |
| Refined Personality | 2 | 1.54 | 1.69 |
| Hard Worker Personality | 2 | 1.54 | 1.69 |
| Step Sister Role | 1 | 2.43 | 1.69 |
| Shawl Clothes | 1 | 2.42 | 1.67 |
| Capelet Clothes | 1 | 2.40 | 1.67 |
| Sleeveless Dress Clothes | 1 | 2.40 | 1.66 |
| Stylish Personality | 1 | 2.39 | 1.66 |
| Weakness Subject of | 1 | 2.39 | 1.66 |
| Cross Design Clothes | 1 | 2.36 | 1.64 |
| Braided Crown Hair | 1 | 2.36 | 1.63 |
| Arm Cuffs Clothes | 1 | 2.36 | 1.63 |
| Kuudere Personality | 1 | 2.34 | 1.62 |
| Smart Personality | 2 | 1.46 | 1.60 |
| Family Oriented Personality | 1 | 2.31 | 1.60 |
| Bridal Gauntlet Clothes | 1 | 2.30 | 1.60 |
| Loner Personality | 1 | 2.26 | 1.57 |
| Twin Tails Hair | 3 | 1.13 | 1.57 |
| Hair Tie Clothes | 2 | 1.41 | 1.54 |
| Sleeveless Mini-dress Clothes | 1 | 2.19 | 1.52 |
| Crown Clothes | 1 | 2.16 | 1.50 |
| Bookworm Personality | 1 | 2.16 | 1.50 |
| Talkative Personality | 1 | 2.16 | 1.50 |
| Nurse Role | 1 | 2.16 | 1.50 |
| Claret Hair | 1 | 2.16 | 1.49 |
| Swordsmanship Engages in | 1 | 2.15 | 1.49 |
| Singing Engages in | 1 | 2.13 | 1.48 |
| Knight Role | 1 | 2.12 | 1.47 |
| Nurse's Cap Clothes | 1 | 2.09 | 1.45 |
| Shopkeeper Role | 1 | 2.09 | 1.45 |
| Medical Doctor Role | 1 | 2.09 | 1.45 |
| Altruistic Personality | 1 | 2.08 | 1.44 |
| Thick Eyebrows Hair | 1 | 2.06 | 1.43 |
| Bracer Clothes | 1 | 2.05 | 1.42 |
| Otaku Personality | 1 | 2.05 | 1.42 |
| Tall Body | 1 | 2.04 | 1.42 |
| Reading Engages in | 1 | 2.03 | 1.41 |
| Cyan Hair | 1 | 2.03 | 1.41 |
| Ringlet Hair | 1 | 2.00 | 1.38 |
| Decorative Belt Clothes | 1 | 1.98 | 1.37 |
| Parted in Middle Hair | 2 | 1.25 | 1.37 |
| Sharp-tongued Personality | 1 | 1.97 | 1.37 |
| Young-adult Body | 5 | 0.76 | 1.36 |
| Taciturn Personality | 1 | 1.94 | 1.35 |
| Strange Personality | 1 | 1.94 | 1.35 |
| Over The Knee Socks Clothes | 1 | 1.94 | 1.35 |
| Antenna Hair | 1 | 1.93 | 1.34 |
| Curious Personality | 1 | 1.92 | 1.33 |
| Airhead Personality | 1 | 1.92 | 1.33 |
| Plate Armor Clothes | 1 | 1.91 | 1.33 |
| Tanned Body | 1 | 1.90 | 1.32 |
| Red Eyes | 2 | 1.20 | 1.31 |
| Beard Hair | 1 | 1.89 | 1.31 |
| Timid Personality | 1 | 1.86 | 1.29 |
| Fingerless Gloves Clothes | 1 | 1.85 | 1.29 |
| Short-tempered Personality | 1 | 1.85 | 1.28 |
| Pendant Earrings Clothes | 1 | 1.84 | 1.27 |
| Flirting Engages in | 1 | 1.79 | 1.24 |
| Hair Flower Clothes | 1 | 1.77 | 1.22 |
| Ponytail Hair | 2 | 1.10 | 1.21 |
| Cheerful Personality | 1 | 1.74 | 1.20 |
| Proactive Personality | 1 | 1.71 | 1.19 |
| Confident Personality | 1 | 1.69 | 1.17 |
| Mysterious Personality | 1 | 1.69 | 1.17 |
| Carefree Personality | 1 | 1.68 | 1.16 |
| Protective Personality | 1 | 1.67 | 1.16 |
| Father Role | 1 | 1.67 | 1.15 |
| Small Breasts Body | 1 | 1.66 | 1.15 |
| No Bangs Hair | 1 | 1.65 | 1.14 |
| Nail Polish Body | 1 | 1.62 | 1.12 |
| Waist Length+ Hair | 3 | 0.81 | 1.12 |
| Shy Personality | 1 | 1.62 | 1.12 |
| Blue Eyes | 3 | 0.80 | 1.11 |
| Grey Eyes | 1 | 1.60 | 1.11 |
| Spiky Bangs Hair | 2 | 1.00 | 1.10 |
| Magician Role | 1 | 1.57 | 1.09 |
| Cunnilingus Engages in (Sexual) | 1 | 1.55 | 1.08 |
| Sidehair Hair | 2 | 0.98 | 1.07 |
| Blowjob Subject of (Sexual) | 1 | 1.52 | 1.05 |
| Pendant Necklace Clothes | 1 | 1.52 | 1.05 |
| Long Hair | 3 | 0.75 | 1.04 |
| Choker Clothes | 1 | 1.50 | 1.04 |
| Necklace Clothes | 1 | 1.50 | 1.04 |
| Blouse Clothes | 1 | 1.46 | 1.01 |
| Daughter Role | 1 | 1.45 | 1.01 |
| Cooking Engages in | 1 | 1.42 | 0.98 |
| Gloves Clothes | 1 | 1.41 | 0.98 |
| Blunt Bangs Hair | 1 | 1.40 | 0.97 |
| Tsurime Eyes | 1 | 1.38 | 0.96 |
| Grey Hair | 1 | 1.38 | 0.96 |
| Adult Body | 1 | 1.34 | 0.93 |
| Pink Hair | 1 | 1.33 | 0.92 |
| Ahoge Hair | 1 | 1.32 | 0.92 |
| Red Hair | 1 | 1.32 | 0.92 |
| T-shirt Clothes | 1 | 1.31 | 0.91 |
| Dress Clothes | 1 | 1.25 | 0.87 |
| Violet Hair | 1 | 1.19 | 0.83 |
| Big Breasts Body | 1 | 1.13 | 0.78 |
| Missionary Subject of (Sexual) | 1 | 1.12 | 0.77 |
| Brown Hair | 2 | 0.68 | 0.75 |
| Glasses Clothes | 1 | 1.08 | 0.75 |
| Sitting Sex Subject of (Sexual) | 1 | 1.06 | 0.74 |
| Parted to Side Hair | 1 | 1.05 | 0.73 |
| Thigh-high Stockings Clothes | 1 | 1.04 | 0.72 |
| Pale Body | 6 | 0.37 | 0.72 |
| Kind Personality | 1 | 1.03 | 0.71 |
| Green Eyes | 1 | 1.02 | 0.70 |
| Cowgirl Subject of (Sexual) | 1 | 0.95 | 0.66 |
| Straight Hair | 1 | 0.94 | 0.65 |
| Doggy Style Subject of (Sexual) | 1 | 0.92 | 0.64 |
| Brown Eyes | 1 | 0.90 | 0.62 |
| Blond Hair | 1 | 0.89 | 0.62 |
| Black Hair | 1 | 0.80 | 0.56 |
| Teen Body | 1 | 0.62 | 0.43 |
| Short Hair | 1 | 0.61 | 0.42 |